My ego has found abyss
I hate to push down the `B.R.Hills` post by ulu. The picture was so good & perfect that it gave the blog a complete new look. Like a opening into the minds of the bloggers. A window into our soul. But notheless, here i go....
I embarked on my 9000 miles(note: miles, not Km, here in USA there is no metric system, duh!) journey that would take me to the *land of oppurtunities* with much anticipation & excitement as a baby's reaction for candy. I read all the Penthouse series I to XI cover-to-cover, revised my `Friends` quiz skills and even learned all the conversion formulaes....u know Celcius to Farenheit, Kilometer to Miles vagara vagara... It wouldnt be a lie, if i say Im the most prepared guy to visit America in this millenium. (I forgot to pack my shaving kit though!)
Only a week past now, but i think i can write a epic comparable(only in size) to Mahabharata about USA. But time is not a luxury i have now. Next time i see a cow being milked for everything it is worth, i can really feel pity for it. Too tight and too many deadlines lined up at work. And i thought i'll forgo CAT for this! Wrong decision dude!! I cant live with that.
US Trivia#1
* Im 5'7" tall and i can be called a midget. Whats more disheartening is that if incase i bump into an average girl, my head will hit her in the bosoms. Some have so long legs that i can walk through it with apparent ease. My ego has found abyss...damnit!
More trivias as i find time.
Joke time:
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9. (read as seven ate nine)
I embarked on my 9000 miles(note: miles, not Km, here in USA there is no metric system, duh!) journey that would take me to the *land of oppurtunities* with much anticipation & excitement as a baby's reaction for candy. I read all the Penthouse series I to XI cover-to-cover, revised my `Friends` quiz skills and even learned all the conversion formulaes....u know Celcius to Farenheit, Kilometer to Miles vagara vagara... It wouldnt be a lie, if i say Im the most prepared guy to visit America in this millenium. (I forgot to pack my shaving kit though!)
Only a week past now, but i think i can write a epic comparable(only in size) to Mahabharata about USA. But time is not a luxury i have now. Next time i see a cow being milked for everything it is worth, i can really feel pity for it. Too tight and too many deadlines lined up at work. And i thought i'll forgo CAT for this! Wrong decision dude!! I cant live with that.
US Trivia#1
* Im 5'7" tall and i can be called a midget. Whats more disheartening is that if incase i bump into an average girl, my head will hit her in the bosoms. Some have so long legs that i can walk through it with apparent ease. My ego has found abyss...damnit!
More trivias as i find time.
Joke time:
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9. (read as seven ate nine)
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