Me: Today marks the successful completion of 3 years in IT industry, It goes for a toast..
Alter ego : Fuck you, Get drunk and crap on your bed, BTW what is succesful?
Me: I worked on 5 projects, I worked on security, messaging systems, databases, again back to messaging , and finally web apps. you see I learnt lots of stuff and you know I performed really well, even though I was thrown like a ball in multiple projects.
Alter ego: You fcking arse hole, You can crap on your prospective employer by writing all these shit in your resume, Not me you dumb loser.
Hmm This is *me*... After all Life *Sux* when you think abt career...